Gear Room Geesies

Oh my land, there has been two time in one day that I have walked into the gear room to pretty surprises. Here let me tell you about them.
Number one time. Hands full of helmets I walk into the gear room to Ali-Brooke knees bent, claw fingers up and Hobbsie, poor Hobbsie, in the corner all defense mode. He's so ticklish . . .
Number two time.
Walk into the gear room to Tall Face Thompson sitting in the corner all sexy like by the harnesses and across from his was Justin Beiber camera ready, oh boys . . . What the fork.

How do you gargle peanut butter?

OOOOOH Tennessee I'm going to miss you. Where people say "I'd rather stand on my head and gargle peanut butter" or "She won't spend a dime, she's as tight as chicken lips." I'm going to miss the accents and the people. . . oh but we'll be neighbors in Logan! Hahahhaa woops. No, but I feel like I'm going back to real life. Where there is a lot more drama and a lot less trees. I miss it though.
I must have turned into a granola bear here cause I find myself with Chacos, an Eno, two climbing harnesses and long nappy hair. I'm going to be SOOo cool when I get back to Utah State!

Here's us just HANGIN' out at Green Brier

Is this Real LIFE

This guy loved zipping with us, duh, and came back from his car with a go-zillion free meals to chick-fil-a cause he owned one and he can do that. "Yes sir, I would like twelve free meals to chick-fil-a, thank you so much sir" . . . wasn't even his guide, I was just conveniently at the give a way party. Ce la vie

Today

-Woke up to a rain storm one of my favorite things to happen.
-Organized behind the counters at work, something I've wanted to do for a while and DID IT WELL!
-Got heat stroke, not really and I'm being dramatic but it happens
-Sweated my eye balls off today.
-Dropped my helmet off platform seven and had to fight the spiders and mud slides to get it. But I got it.
-Insta-freeza-nap after work on the couch.
-Cold Dr. Pepper and a hot shower, mmmmm.
-Both of my towels are in the boys apartment so I dried myself off with a dry wash cloth, hahah it worked.
-Now I have got to pee a little bye.

And He was Large in Stature

I want a man who is large in stature. I want people to describe us as "She's really short and he's like SUPER taller than her." I want people to giggle a little at out engagements because we look so ridiculous and great together. At our wedding I want him to have to pretty must pick me up to kiss me. I want him to have to sit in my side of the familie's family pictures so he doesn't steal the show because he's so much taller than everyone. I want to have him get the sugar from the top shelf because I con't reach it. I want people to tell us that we're like Babet and Morry. I want buy him shoes that I can fit my babies into. I want my sons to be as tall as he is. Ha ha I want a man who is large in stature.

Dog Days

Hahah oh my day went all WRRRong. I'm a terrible guide and a horrible person. Poor little girl.
I'll just word it all fast, I feel like I have to blog lately and don't really want to.
She was terrified. Super TERRIFIED. And I didn't get it. Kevin switched guide modes and I kept with the funny hope-ya'll-are-safe act and it was a bad Idea. She ended up not even trying the first zip and three people got off.
This is when I lost a man card. I drove the Polaris up the mountain and on my way back down I could figure out why it would move. It sounded like it was out of gas. And we tried a bunch of things to get it going and nothing worked. So I radioed the office and they said a bunch of things . . . end of the story is that they came up and all it was the e brake. Nuts.

Oh My Days

Friday.
I decided to accompany Hobbsie on the morning ride today. This means wake up very early. Worth it, I absolutely loved it. Its was the most beautiful I've seen the trees. I knew it would be and I've always wanted to and I'm glad I went. Plus Hobbsie is so awesome. Such a dynamite guy. The only nut balls part about it was the big a spiders I saw. Ooo, I don't want to talk about.
Saturday.
Started early, which is what I want in life. First tour, Koreans. I was so happy, Kevin loves Koreans. And the mom was SO cute, I loved her. She kept saying OOH! That was so fun! (Korean accent) And at the end of the tour they wanted to take us out to lunch! How great is that! Its a tip we didn't have to share really. Its was awesome. Plus there was a guy on the tour who was high up in Disney who gave me a fifty for my tip. I was so excited to show Kevin what the guy gave us. I tell him only to find out that Kev Kev got one too. Thanks silent Disney guy, I guess you had a good time.