Look at this Dog

-responds to the name ROWDY
-Last seen chillin in my backyard, srsly not giving a crap.
-Plays by his own rules and apologizes to no man, or dog.
-Will flip out if offered cheese, especially Kraft slices.
-Borderline obese, you know . . . from the kraft slices.
-Loves rolling in his own filth, but who doesn't.
-Not lost, just wanted you to see how awesome my dog is.