MMM How Are Things

For the summer I will be in Gatlinburg Tennessee. And I got here, so I AM in Tennessee right now. And well I just don't know what to say except that it is so great. I love the people, I love the happenings, I love the love everyone has for stinky stinky noisy dog where I live. I swear that everyone has at least one. Gees I wish I had some pictures to show you folks.
A Day in MY Gat Ten Life.
Morning. Wake up with sore muscles.
Makel is naked, since last night or just for the morning.
LETS GO!
Seemingly aimless drive for the roads are so skinny and the the trees are so tall that I cannot see the skYYYY!
Arive to work and say hello to all the sleepy mello morning Climbworks crew.
Clock in, say hi to front desk lady, Hello front desk lady.
Out my things away, get mentally ready for the day.
How many people on my tour today? Seven. Ok. Lets get ready.
Sit on the floor to arrange the harnesses.
Bear gets in my face to say his hello, hi bear. And I pat his head, get a bit grossed out for he is wet. How'd you get wet Bear?
The people! They are here! Ok Ok they will have a good time.
Practice my small talk, ask where they are from. Ask them if they are afraid for their adventure I am about to escort them on.
Make sure they love me and they love what they are doing. M!
After a speach, we are off.
Out the door to the Polarises!
BEAR! SHOW US THE WAY!
Up the mountain with Bear running his heart out and winning the crowd's heart!
Short. Heat. Fear. Excitement. ZIPPY ZIPPY! WHITTY WHITTY!
Done. Money. Bye best friends :)
Welp, bye best friends.

Look at this Dog

-responds to the name ROWDY
-Last seen chillin in my backyard, srsly not giving a crap.
-Plays by his own rules and apologizes to no man, or dog.
-Will flip out if offered cheese, especially Kraft slices.
-Borderline obese, you know . . . from the kraft slices.
-Loves rolling in his own filth, but who doesn't.
-Not lost, just wanted you to see how awesome my dog is.

Gees.

I wish onions would butt out of my life. I mean they're great, flavorful and exciting but I feel that people don't know what else to put in their meals. So every meal they put onions, and frankly onions are backstabbing jerks. When in a meal its ALL I can taste. Jerks. You are great for my guac and salsa aaaaaaand well I don't know but FREAK! Stay off my pizza stupids.

I'm cool.

Shoot, I have to go.

Are those my FrIeNdS?

Incase you aren't stalking me I am waiting in the lobby of the business building for a stats class full of my friends to come out! Cause I am in a wait for a stats class full of my friends to get out sort of mood. Before this I was in a dance party in the business building bathroom kind of mood. Then I did that. And now the mood has shifted. This day is glorious. Freezing, but glorious. Maybe a little less glorious because its freezing.
I'm mostly blogging because this class doesn't get out for another forty minutes and I want to keep up my mood, so I blog. Because I think I'm funny. I write, I laugh, what a time I have with me.
How are things evrybdy? This summer everyone decided to have a baby. Which means everyone decided to have ses in the last couple of months! Gees guys! Why didn't you tell me! I want in! I can still get on the fun time but mine would come a little late, about September. I could make a little me with my birthday! Now all I need is a suitor who agrees the order of attraction-like-date-love-marry-live-baby-life, should change to attraction-baby-run-child support-life. Those are my thoughts today, now lets here yours.
Lates tah hah!
Cortly

Oh C Dee

Hmmmmmmmm. Video big. Frame small. . . . . . . . I'm going to need to get over that.
I'm home again. For a while.
Its funny how you can live completely different lives without even having split personalities. Its like I'm at home and I feel like my at home life, and its as if I have never left and I've never been anywhere else.
And Logan life is almost a little bit like I've always been there, and I have never had any life before.
Very profound this wise one.
Sooooo, Christmas is good. Its coming. I know one thing I got, cause I tried it on. I LOVE IT. Its a dress.
Like an idiot I didn't pay tuition and my classes have been dropped. So tonight I am blogging until midnight! Or until right now, bye

Kid History - Episode 1

MMM Funny.