There is this lovely little girl and her name is H. Dud, thats what we will call her anyway. I swear the things that happen the times I am with her continue to blow my mind out with laughter and awe.
For example, I was sitting at my desk in my room when H Dud and M money walk in. They ask me if they want to go with them to Taco Tuesday, my inbred response was, yes of course. It wasn't time to leave yet so we were sitting and talking and catching up. In the conversation she brought up that she is ridding a 1973 honda motorcycle these days.
"Shut up H Dud!"
"Ya Cort, want to see it!"
"Ya ya!"
So we all ya'll run out side to check it out. Its was the bomb diggitiest thing I have seen, mostly cause I think H Dud is the coolest and it just made her that much more. Then we decide to head over to Taco Tuesday, M money and H Dud were planning to ride it there and in my head I was just going to meet them there in Uh. But no, H Dud insisted the three of us pile on the Beaut.
"Um, I don't think that will work love."
"Ya it will, hop on!" "Srsly, are you sure?"
"Lets try it, jump on."
So I hop on just to see, and she takes off without any consent. Im my head I'm freaking out and thinking, Um, ok I guess we're all taking this to Taco Tuesday. I rly hope we make it there And for the next three minutes its pure blissful laughter and happiness and loving everything and people staring and freaking out.
Then the rain comes. A pesky cop was just hangin' out on sixth east just waiting for us. He pulls us over right, you are the best Jerk. But in all honesty, he was very nice to us and we were still on a high from five seconds ago that we, us three and the copper, we laughing our pants off. He, laughing and telling us all the things we were doing wrong and a little bit thinking we were idiots. We, laughing for the same reasons. Two walks home and one easy off citation later we got to Taco Tuesday eventually and with different forms of transportation.
H Dud, blowing out my mind again with euphoric tri-passenger motorcycle ride laughter and cop-citation situation awes. Ha ha, loves
