My body is covered in tiny little bruises. I find a new tiny little bruise every day. Where are these tiny little bruises coming from? Lets see, what do I do to get these tiny little bruises.
While clipping into a cable I have fallen off a rope bridge onto my shin. I clip, wedge, snap, cling, and slide metal contraptions all day. I have retrieved a 175 lb. person from a 700 ft. wire cable using my arms and A LOT of abdominal muscles. I tried to play football, five hundred, and pinch toe at the park today. A table swung into my shin as well. I dangle my body weight from a harness that is tethered tightly around my waist and thighs at least nine times a day. Have had a couple tickle fights. I've stained some wood.
In conclusion, I have tiny little bruises all over my body. I have tiny little bruises in places I believe have never had any bruise in my whole life. For I have done the things that I have listed above. And I can conclude that there are and will be many more activity related reasons for a new tiny little bruise somewhere where I would not have expected to find a tiny little bruise.
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