Signs of Numb Loneliness

-Your cell phone battery lasts longer
-Facebook is boring, to the point when stalking is boring as well
-Your cell phone/computer background is blank . . . or Zac Efron
-You blog a lot
-Start noticing what other people are wearing because you wonder what is wrong with what you're wearing, not often the problem though
-You call your mom a lot, seein what she's up to. Thank you mommy for still loving me even if you tend to get used a lot like this
-Lesbian jokes get a little awkward
-You start checking out the old men. You don't know why.
-You get to do what ever the you want! Which is awesome
-You forget to put on deodorant . . . a lot.

This list isn't supposed to be sad. Its not like any of these things are a bad things, deodorant is bad for the kidneys.